Clare Louise Fitzpatrick Crank and Russ Crank were both born in Manchester, they have lived in this small but perfectly formed flat, in Chalk Farm, London, for 3 years. Clare is a Media Lawyer and Russ manages bands and runs a little record label, Bad-Life.
If you could be doing anything other than your day job, what would it be?
Clare: Movie Star.
Russ: Footballer obvs (not given up just yet).
What does your bedroom mean to you?
Clare: It is a sanctuary.
Russ: It’s where I sleep and read the paper in the morning. All surrounded by the wife’s shoes. If you could change anything about it, what would it be and why?
If you can change anything about your bedroom, what would it be?
Clare: I would move the walls out and make it palatial huge, four-poster bed in the middle of the room, more light, loads more natural light.
Russ: Wife’s shoes. They take up ALL the space.
Describe the black and white pictures that adorn your walls?
Clare: My heroes, Bob Dylan and Lou Reed and Russ’s hero Neil Young. There’s one of The Rolling Stones just cos they look like they’re having a good shindig.
Russ: Music pretty much rules the house, be it the equipment blocking the hallway, the studio in the living room, the massive stereo. The photos are the elite of the elite though, our very favourite artists.
Clare:Michael Sheen. He has a lovely tone of voice.
Russ: Emma Stone. I guess I don’t need to spell out why.
You’re going to Glastonbury this year. Will you be making your tent a cosy den, if so, what is your essential tent item or items?
Clare: We’re basic-only folk, although this year we have invested in a blow-up mattress. And as there’s not much to choose from, I’d say my essential tent item is my Glastonbury wardrobe, which will consist of, carefully selected clothes all screwed up and damp in my old rucksack. Life’s a catwalk innit. Also, our best mates are getting married in a barn in Devon this August and we’re camping in the surrounding fields with the wedding party and all our pals. As that is a more salubrious affair, I think we’ll make more of an effort to pimp up our dwelling; gazebo, fairy lights, lanterns, mirrors, camp fire, Russ playing Boyzone hits on his acoustic guitar…
Russ: Not really, we’re pretty scummy campers. We always have the intention of pimping it up, but end up getting wasted and sleeping in a proper state.
Who are you most looking forward to seeing?
Clare: Dolly P, Pixies and Arcade Fire. At our mates’ wedding: Russ’s Take That medley…
Russ: The War on Drugs, Jon Hopkins, Paul Heaton, Psychemagik, Jagwar Mar.
Describe your tattoos?
Clare: MIZPAH on my left foot – Hebrew for watchtower and suggesting God watch over us whilst we’re apart. There were a few reasons why I got this done: my mum has a ring with this on so it reminds me of her; because of the sentiment and the fact Russ and I were travelling a lot and spending time apart, I bought him a Mizpah ring for his birthday which he later had as his wedding band; and my best mate has it tattooed on her wrist so it reminds me of her, too. Cross and sun on my right wrist – symbolic of my mum and dad. I’ve got a horseshoe and a flock of birds on my right foot symbolising my two sisters, niece and nephew.
Russ: It’s a line from my favourite song, From Hank To Hendrix by Neil Young, New glass in the window, new leaf on the tree. To me it’s a really hopeful and positive line.
What makes you sad?
Russ: Not a lot.
What would you save if your bedroom were on fire?
Clare: Russ. I don’t care about anything materialistic in here, so it would just be any human beings that were in the bedroom at the time.
Russ: My jackets.
Naked or bed clothes?